You are sucker number

to visit this home page since DECEMBER 29 1997 (17109 May 27)
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Lots of sections, should take you at least 10 minutes to prove that its crap (except it isn't). This site is currently

so if it's patchy in areas gimme a break.

Site Contents

The famous most Comprehensive Star Wars History Page on the Internet (that I know of)
*NEW* The Extensive Guide to Wing Commander Characters
Just General all round miscellaneous cool stuph (just like me :) - yup I'm miscellaneous all right ).
A guide to scenes cut out of the Star Wars trilogy.

Fulham/football related humour

Other Sites

My X-Wing vs Tie Fighter Squadron. Now decomissioned sadly
Very nice logo I think though.
CHAT !

Go to the Carlson designed chat site, constructed by my bro

(yes that's right, I have a chat room,
stick that in your pipe and smoke it all you critics)

Yo bwoy! VERY IMPORTANT! Fill out my comments form now (AFTER going thru my website).

Fill out my form NOW! I WANT FEEDBACK!

Whats YOUR name soldier!? :

What do you think of this page!? :
I love it, I love you. I want to have your babies.
It's quite good. I'm moderately impressed.
Needs a bit of work but it's generally sound.
Not so good, but better than staring at a blank wall. Just.
Almost as exciting as staring at a blank wall.
Total bollocks. I'm off to play with my databases and spreadsheats! You should rot in hell for this lousy piece of web work!



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I had some people complaining
that they were viewing this site
with their teeth. Nasty business.


This page is AGAINST the

because American White trash can't be trusted